Lunch: Fail

I have learned several things today:

1. Lunch time is not negotiable for my children.

2. My children are very good problem solvers.

3. Apparently I need a more "open concept" kitchen.

4. It IS physically possible for my boys to be quiet... but only when they choose to be.

5. Sometimes having a clean kitchen requires several deep breaths (mine) and the consumption (by me) of a few handfuls of chocolate chips and/or mini-marshmallows.

6. My husband has a sense of humor, one that frequently presents itself just when I need it most.