What did I do to deserve this?

Seriously... will someone explain to me how I got twins that sleep 9 hours straight at night... every night! Twins that also take a mid-day nap from noon-4pm! Twins that are also growing so fast that I now can't carry both of them for more than a few minutes, and that are growing out of clothes faster than I can pull out the next size up!

Whatever I did... I want to remember it for the next baby... someone please figure it out and get back to me...